Things Your Burglar Will Not Tell You !!!!

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your
carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.



2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in
your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window
to make my return a little easier.



3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... And taste means
there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always
make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.


4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I
might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.



5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car
and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.



6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your
alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set.
That makes it too easy.



7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the
windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-
and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.


8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to
lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day
off because of bad weather.


9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions
somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)



10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always
check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.



11. Helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.



12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe
where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.



13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm
system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town,
you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow
of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)



14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy
and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.



15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.



16. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If
your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and
wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to
what he was doing. It's human nature.



17. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a
fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?



18. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're
home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like.
I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before
you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.



19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier
than you think to look up your address.


20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a
way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.



21. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I
hit the jackpot and walk right in.


Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California ,
and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com;
and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of
Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars
on the Job.

Who knew how handy these are!


Coffee filters .... Who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing even the large ones.


1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.


2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome... Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.


3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.


5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.


6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.


7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.


8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.


9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.


10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.


11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.


12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters..


13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. It soaks out all the grease..



14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great "razor nick fixers."


15. As a sewing backing. Use a filter as an easy-to-tear backing for embroidering or appliqueing soft fabrics.


16. Put baking soda into a coffee filter and insert into shoes or a closet to absorb or prevent odors.


17. Use them to strain soup stock and to tie fresh herbs in to put in soups and stews.


18. Use a coffee filter to prevent spilling when you add fluids to your car.


19. Use them as a spoon rest while cooking and clean up small counter spills.


20. Can use to hold dry ingredients when baking or when cutting a piece of fruit or veggies. Saves on having extra bowls to wash.


21. Use them to wrap Christmas ornaments for storage.


22. Use them to remove fingernail polish when out of cotton balls.


23. Use them to sprout seeds. Simply dampen the coffee filter, place seeds inside, fold it and place it into a plastic baggie until they sprout.


24. Use coffee filters as blotting paper for pressed flowers. Place the flowers between two coffee filters and put the coffee filters in phone book...


25. Use as a disposable "snack bowl" for popcorn, chips, etc.




OH YEAH THEY ARE GREAT TO USE IN YOUR COFFEE MAKERS TOO.

Thought for the day !!!

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
~ Albert Einstein

A REALLY GOOD..I believe

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born. A Death Certificate shows that we died.
Pictures show that we lived!

Have a seat . . . Relax . . .
And read this slowly.

I Believe...
That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
It doesn't mean they do love each other.


I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends,
if we understand that friends change.




I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.


I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
That will give you heartache for life.


I Believe...
That it has taken me a long time
To become the person I want to be.


I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with Loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.


I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.


I Believe....
That we are responsible for what we do,
No matter how we feel.


I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.


I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done,
when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe... That money is a lousy way of keeping score.


I Believe...
That my best friend and I, can do anything,
or nothing, and have the best time.


I Believe...
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.


I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry,
I have the right to be angry,
But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.


I Believe...
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had,
And what you've learned from them;
And less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.


I Believe...
That it isn't always enough,
To be forgiven by others.
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.


I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken,
The world doesn't stop for your grief.


I Believe...
That our background and circumstances
May have influenced who we are,
But, we are responsible for who we become.


I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager to find Out a secret;
It could change your life Forever.


I Believe...
Two people can look at the exact same thing,
And see something totally different.


I Believe...
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours,
By people who don't even know you.

I Believe...
That even when you think you have no more to give,
When a friend cries out to you -
You will find the strength to help.


I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
Do not make you a decent human being.


I Believe...
That the people you care about most in life,
Are sometimes taken from you too soon.




The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything.
I'm thankful for all the wonderful people
who have helped me throughout the journey of life.

Our Wish for you in 2010

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts..
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words .............
May 2010 be the best year
of your life!!!


Happy New Year!!