Happy St. Patrick's Day

We wish you all a wonderful St. Patrick's Day!

We are part of the Moran Clan and here are a few diddies to laugh at....ready...

You have to love the Irish !!

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and could not find a parking space.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
space, I will go to Mass every sunday for the rest of my life and give up me Irish
Whiskey !"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again,
" Never mind, I found one.

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asked the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, " I do, Father !"
The priest said, "then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, " Do you want to go to heaven?"
" Certainly, Father." the man replied. " Then stand over there against the
wall," said the priest.
Then, Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go
to heaven?" O'Toole said, " No, I don't Father."
The priest said, " I don't believe it. You mean to tell me that when you die,
you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, " Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

Paddy was in New York City. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Ok, Pedestrians." He allowed the traffic to pass, he did this several times and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians for tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, " Is it not about time, ye let the Catholics across ?"

Let us all celebrate being what we are !!!! xoxox The Morans